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gutsygumshoe:

one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”

THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking neck

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smash-turbation:

Imagine watching an episode of Catfish and seeing someone use your pictures to catfish someone else

(Source: pornhubhemmo)

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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jepeuxparler:

PICTURE PERFECT

tom webb

a-spider:

my lips are soft come here ill kiss you to prove it

(Source: ickno)

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langleav:

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