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v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

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lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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nyehs:

WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE

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jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

(Source: hi)

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stunningpicture:

Waking up in my car on the 5th of July with my girlfriend

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

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rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3